When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 31, 2010
Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.
by richard gurgler January 12, 2018
When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner
by Evil six April 01, 2023
When a girl is riding you cowgirl, shits on your nuts while riding you, then turns around and licks the shit off your nurse
by Poopijyourface1014 August 05, 2021
by wrekwastaken April 09, 2018
by loquacious loki October 05, 2018