unepic fail

failure so pathetic it is inversely epic

person 1: "I The Warm Soap Suds Enema My Mother Gave Me When I Was a Boy"

person 2: "Unepic fail"

by hissil June 26, 2009

Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie January 18, 2010

Something Fail

Similiar to a Fail Pass. It is basically a Fail Pass with with a blank line before the word "FAIL". The noun of an individuals failed action is written on the blank line.

"You saw that dude spill his drink!? Get a Something Fail out and write "Drink" on the blank line.

"FailPasses.com is where I go to get my Something Fails for people like you. Don't worry, you just pass at failing.

ex: _______ FAIL

by wordMasterDude May 15, 2010

Fail

The Vancouver Canucks!

Did you see Vancouver fail at sweeping that series????

by chicagoblackhawksfan May 16, 2011

Fail

Usually what bitches say, when they can't think of a decent insult.

Guy: Seriously, just leave. You're bothering me. Go, before I kick your gay little candy ass.
Bitch: I kNOw u iS, BUt.. watam I?!!!1!!1?/?1!1!111!!ONE!!1!ONE!11!eleven!!1!!1
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?
Bitch: UmMmm............ FAiL!!!!11!11!111!11!!!1!!one!111one1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!11!!11!eleven!!1!!11!1!!!11!!!!1

by Why do you want my name?! August 24, 2011

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias February 21, 2012

Fatty fail

When you overindulge in too much junk food, failing to be healthy and instead feeling fat and guilty.

Man, I had so much ice cream last night. It was such a fatty fail!

You ate that entire pizza? You're such a fatty fail.

by suziebbq May 5, 2014