national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman

i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

Bruce Dickinson

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.

Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008

dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

by alex brownie January 30, 2008