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Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
by Arakzinul January 11, 2010
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post-election depression syndrome

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore
Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.
by Sexydimma December 24, 2016
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post movie depression disorder

the feeling of emptiness and sadness after watching a movie or even series whether it be sad or happy or anything else. Usually occurring when watching a movie which puts you in a place beautiful and dreamy like an Italian countryside or some exotic planet. You feel a certain feeling watching it which leads to sadness knowing you will never be there or do that.
“I feel like I’ve got post movie depression disorder after watching call me by your name last week, the movie was so beautiful i wish i could be there”
by Madydd May 5, 2020
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Post Ejaculation Depression Syndrome

The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.
Jerry: "What is wrong with Jim today? He seemed so euphoric yesterday.

Steve: "He must be suffering from that post ejaculation depression syndrome.
by desertfox23 January 31, 2010
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booty depression

a female who has a sunken in ass
Damn man Shalita got some big titties, to bad she got booty depression
by maine May 28, 2006
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Football Depression

The depression that occurs during a day before football practice or other related activity.
person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.
by Crunkle July 2, 2008
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Depression

by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
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