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condom philosophy

A philosophical outlook that states:

"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."

The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.

Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.

Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."

Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."

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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."

Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
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Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.
Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.
by Philly in AZ June 14, 2018
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CoNdom

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!
by Fortniter Games And More December 9, 2018
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condazzled

when ur so happy and u can’t contain it nor express it. u can’t stop smiling and laughing out of joy.
i’m so condazzled rn, junior told me i had perfect lips.
by cardoor December 28, 2018
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condomologist

Someone who doesn’t study condoms but buys several packages or boxes of condoms of different sizes and brands to test the feel of each individual condom on their dick.
Jack recently became a condomologist and practiced in his bedroom.
by unknown ept March 28, 2019
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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
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Condom

Your here because your parents forgot the condom
by Loading...12% September 10, 2019
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