Noca-Cola

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.

Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010

Coca-Cola

The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.

American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .

by FergillusionZ December 10, 2015

chai cola

When you try something and it's far too different from your expectations and you can't decide if you like it or not because it's more confusing than anything.

"What did you think of that dessert sushi?"
"I don't know, man. It was like chai cola."

by amarochstar January 5, 2017

The Colac Sheila

When you hire a prostiute from the suburb of Colac in Melbourne, Australia and after some sexual acts, to top it off the women shall step directly on to the males testical, bursting the testicle resulting in excruciating pain.

"Shit man, my bloody testicles are still hurting from that god damn the Colac Sheila last night. God she got me horny though".

by Jeremy L______ong April 23, 2017

Iacocca Cola

The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.

Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).

by QuacksO August 25, 2017

Cracka cola

Cracka cola is coca cola but there is some crack spilt into it. That way it’s a lot easier to sneak drugs

Hey man can you get me Coca Cola... uhh I mean cracka cola.

by LivesAcrossTheStreet December 31, 2017

Dillon Colada

A drink at a gay bar

"Hey slam me with a Dillon Colada!"

by MynameisStrawberryLegs May 18, 2018