expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

Digital Grand Canyon

The Digital Grand Canyon refers to the gap between American citizens:

*with effective access to digital and information technology versus those with very limited or no access at all and/or

*with sufficient and proper resources, training and skills needed to effectively participate as a digital citizen versus those without and/or

*with the desire and mindset to embrace digital citizenry versus those without and/or

*with sufficient english language skills to effectively participate as an american digital citizen versus those without

Applying the 80/20 rule, there are 50 million american citizens in the digital grand canyon. Not a laughing matter, these citizens do or can expect to experience a lesser quality of american life, as more international and american businesses, and even federal, state and local governments, more growingly rely on providing online services, which can be much less costly to the organizations, than those provided by brick and mortar, telephone call center, and other facilities.

The term global digital divide refers to differences in citizen access, compared among countries.

Some examples of use of digital grand canyon:

Florida is full of people in the digital grand canyon, driving around wasting time looking for the best early bird special, when they could have just looked and found it online.

With a data plan, your phone can help you over the digital grand canyon, to online register your kid for town sponsored soccer.

by Stevewithmpa December 9, 2010

stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.

Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.

by McWacket November 28, 2013

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.

-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.

by KL4805 August 1, 2018

nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.

Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018