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brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 17, 2018
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Brown-Hawking

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.
man, why you brown-hawking that dude?
by Saort May 11, 2011
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Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
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brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off
Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!
by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014
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Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.
I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children
by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020
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