Elba Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.

I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007

breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

by GG January 26, 2005

English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008

country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

by Sandra Rosenbaum September 8, 2008

Beastest

The best in bed. (a beast in bed)

Did you hear Kevin is the beastest in bed?

by kpho September 23, 2010

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Phillipeno Breakfast

A sexual act involving over easy eggs. Eggs are poured into vagina, then eaten out. Fucked up isnt it?

Mary: Tom eat these now! Its a PHILLIPENO breakfast
Tom: You fucked up my breakfast, bitch. *Beats Mary*

by SKLZ Are what i have January 29, 2010