Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008

Clubbed with your own chicken

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".

"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Sex Drive

A man with a large sex drive has a long distance to travel to see his girlfriend/partner

I'm losing weight recently, then again, I have to cycle 20 Km to get to my girlfriends, that's one hell of a sex drive

by Ultrahadeen May 21, 2011