bastertion

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

blasturbating

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.

by Knoodle July 2, 2014

blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

Blapster

African American Hipster. Black hipster.

“Your black friend is hella white acting and Eccentric”

Yea, he’s totally a blapster.

by ChefNIN March 5, 2018

Beaster

This What They Call 100 dollars in South Florida

Aye The price my come up to like two beasters

by Xxisellout August 24, 2020

Basterd

An intentional misspelling of the word “bastard” in A video game’s chat, so that it will not be censored.

That was my netherite, you basterd!

by amogus mcsusface May 24, 2022

Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.

Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 25, 2022