Tuna Can Dick

Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.

Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.

by Chub Mackerel August 4, 2019

pounding your tuna

Fucking a girls's pussy really hard

Boyfriend: Do you want to me to do what I did last Saturday, pounding your tuna
Girlfriend: Hell yes!

by The Guy Who Stalks You December 16, 2017

dick face tuna

Someone who is really ugly.

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna

by omara April 11, 2014

poon tuna

same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.

"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"

by Kyle January 19, 2005

clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

Tuna fish swish

When someone’s concha smells like ratchet expired tuna

Did you smell that in class? Someone definitely has a case of the tuna fish swish.

by Ballsac soufflé December 9, 2017

tuna oatmeal sandwich

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

by ninjapiratechan November 4, 2006