Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

by CAShooter April 19, 2011

stroke face

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.

Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!

by Misskittykat September 15, 2015

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

Stokley

a sweet, funny, athletic boy. someone you would let meet your parents. he’s good with kids, smart, and very attractive. he also has very nice legs and abs. he genuinely cares about you and your feelings. he is someone you can rely on even when he is unreliable. he is kind and and confident. he has a nice country accent too.

have you seen stokley? he is so hot and he’s not a douche bag either! 😍😍😍

by futuremilf.com April 23, 2021

cheesy stroller

to have your Sausage meat topped with cheese. this could occur if Allard Jizzed on another mans schlong after some freaky man lovin

i had a proper cheesy stroller after boning that butt smurf

by aldrey2000 February 25, 2009

face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010