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diddly-squat

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020
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sorority squat

basically a position where someone draws attention to their butt on purposely, usually for a photo it is usually done by squatting at the camera and then bending down so the camera can see their butt, but they still have pants on.
the person did a sorority squat for there picture down below in the image you will see someone farting well doing a sorority squat
by arson_investigator August 29, 2021
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Squat

A cat that tends to climb up trees and anything else that it possibly can. You often mistake these cats for an oddly colored squirrel. Topically this happened more in Squittens then Squats.
"Whys that squirrel black hunny?"

"Uhh lets get closer"

"Nah hun it's just a Squat "
by Adream0fsin February 1, 2009
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Deep Squat

A Deep Squat is a guy who all the girls swoon over, but he isnt actually funny, his genitals are withered by steroids and he cant bend over to tie his laces let alone do a deep squat. He flirts with whoever he can and in particular likes to get into the knickers of girls with a boyfriend, and get to know the guy at the same time, intimately. He wont stop at anything to bed a woman after he has started. All round a nasty piece of work.
That Deep Squat is such a tosser, he gave everyone in the office herpes
by Pliskinsnake December 15, 2010
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squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.
Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!
by Susnaf January 7, 2008
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cum squatter

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.
"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"
by A dawg March 16, 2005
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squatch

The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.
That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.
by cag3287 November 5, 2010
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