Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020
Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020
Teddy: Wanna hang out with me and my homies?
Dan: 14 15 6 15 15 12 .
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
Dan: 14 15 6 15 15 12 .
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020
Teddy: Do you want to go out with me?
Dan: pitiful however I'm rectilineal therefore rejection thankfulness.
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?
Dan: pitiful however I'm rectilineal therefore rejection thankfulness.
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020