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A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007
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to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
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Get the spluke mug.Combination of "Didn't do shit" and "Punked out." The word came to exist most likely through the black languages of inner city mayhem, but appeared globally on the hit HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
Watch closely in season 6 Episode 4 nearly 16 minutes into the episode.
Watch closely in season 6 Episode 4 nearly 16 minutes into the episode.
(Earlier that day LD is verbally assaulted in the waiting room of a doctor's office...)
Leon: "So what'd you do LD?"
LD: "I, I, I...I don't know, I slunked out!"
Leon: "You slunked out!?"
Leon: "So what'd you do LD?"
LD: "I, I, I...I don't know, I slunked out!"
Leon: "You slunked out!?"
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