Splank

The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.

- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.

by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021

Splank

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.

(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.

(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.

by Renobinamen November 15, 2010

Splank

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.

yo, pass me that splank dude

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

splank

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

splank

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

by Harvey C March 29, 2009