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Splank

The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.
- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.
by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021
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Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank
star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly
by bootsy collins April 16, 2003
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Splank

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.

(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
by Renobinamen November 15, 2010
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The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)
"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."
by Kevin December 8, 2003
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The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.
Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.
by Harvey C March 29, 2009
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The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.
yo, pass me that splank dude
by bridimattio May 16, 2011
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ooo the book splanked me!
by fat man tony December 28, 2005
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