schmoople

An old badger's ear

oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!

by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014

Schmoke

The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl

Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!

by basicbren May 21, 2018

My Schmopee

When being silly is the goal, but with a touch of seriousness, an overdone response Pet Name, typically given in after the first silly Pet name is given.

When she said she was my Squishy, we agreed I had to be Schmopee.

by Scott the Schmoopster September 8, 2005

sachmoe

Another word for bed.

I'm gonna hit the sachmoe.

by Webster February 13, 2005

Schloemer

(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name

Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.

by Silent Lee September 25, 2010

Schmooze

One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.

"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl

by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008

schmook

When a person starts to like anyone that gives him or her any attention

Amy is a schmook.
That girl likes so many guys, she is such a schmook.

by ktwinner91 January 21, 2009