One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.
"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl
by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008
Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.
Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.
Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.
Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010
to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
by russ ven vleer June 16, 2009
by Curly Lobo June 09, 2016
Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.
Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 05, 2004
by azmi April 17, 2003
The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009