couch potato 

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

couch potato by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

potatoes 

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

potatoes by Drazen April 25, 2004

potato 

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

potato by Red Le November 18, 2011

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

potato 

deliciously tasty spud

dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME

potato by emich December 29, 2009

potato wedge 

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

potato wedge by Matthew Friesen December 5, 2007

Potathoe 

1. Somebody who you u actually want to call a potato but you don't want them to know what you're talking about so you call them a potathoe.
2. Your close friend who resembles a potato, personality wise and is still a classy af hoe.
3. A potato's prettier and more successful sibling, a star potato, who can't be called an average potato, it must be called a potathoe.

Example 1: She's my fav potathoe, I love her!
Example 2: Omg, Lauren, you're such a potathoe!

Potathoe by potathoe April 26, 2015