Drain The Pool 

When you are taking a shit and you have a small "plug turd" then a bunch of diarrhea after.

Bro I am totally about to go Drain The Pool.

Drain The Pool by Gubbna June 10, 2017

a swimming pool band-aid 

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

a swimming pool band-aid by von groovy June 18, 2017

throw the baby in the pool 

To just jump right to it

“Well Jen sometimes you’ve gotta just throw the baby in the pool when it comes to guys”

throw the baby in the pool by Queer ears November 17, 2017

Fantasy Pool

Where The Wizards Go To Swim! lol

Frejol: Yo! Trenoc Where Are You Going?
Trenoc: I'm Goin To The Fantasy Pool

Fantasy Pool by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

been for a poo

where were you?

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool!!!

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool by Dudette!! August 14, 2009

turd pool 

Swimming pool frequented mostly by niggers.

We're taking the kids to the new pool in town; 'wanna come? No way man, that place is a turd pool.

turd pool by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009