Apple Picking

Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.

To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.

by PhrizzlePhry November 29, 2010

porking

Eating a shitload! (Not literally)

Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!

by NSA May 15, 2006

packing heat

The mostly accidental, but occasionally intentional act of pushing a fart so hard that you fill your pants up with a great load of fecal heat!

Justin tried to covertly fart in the corner of the room so as to avoid humiliation, but he ended up packing heat, and making things much worse.

by Dr. Kelly October 5, 2006

Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)

"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.

by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009

pecking duck

a delicious chinese food cusine,
its served with sauce stuff and cucumbers and onions
its a sexy food lmao

i went to go eat some pecking duck in a strip club. i was surprised they served it.

by Bunty.d June 7, 2008

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.

Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

by JocularC62 August 29, 2010