lagerquist

the last name of awesome people who are really hot.

wow he so cool I bet he is a lagerquist

by gorge holdend November 13, 2019

Dirty Bristow Lager Top

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

Largest marsupial

1) Isn't a mammoth a mammal?
2) WTF are you talking about
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Definition
1-A VERY large marsupial

1) Dome sort of ancient opossum

by MetalCharms July 3, 2004

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

tesco larger

Tesco larger is an enjoyable cold alcoholic beverage created by Tesco for millions of teens across Europe to enjoy whilst on the Sesh. Its alcohol percentage is 2.8 and it costs 2.65 for 4 cans of this enjoyable beverage.

Hey man I Have cans of tesco larger in my bag want to go seshing by any chance?

by MONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO September 20, 2017

Confident Largey

A confident fat person.

Look at that Confident Largey sporting that two piece bathing suite.

by Huddweiser June 4, 2011

hang-lagged

Being both jet-lagged and hungover at the same time.

I am really hang-lagged after drinking all that booze on the plane.

by Robule May 3, 2007