kitten

What God kills whenever you masturbate

I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.

by bbbbb July 23, 2008

Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.

Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!

by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016

Kitten Play

Light hearted slang for hot and deeply passionate sexual intercourse between two individuals who have cat-like antics and grace.

Luke was mortified to hear about our kitten play last night.

by Lunpa April 10, 2008

1 boy 2 kitten

it show 1 boy taking 2 kitten putting them in a large plastic bag the cat died and. the boy was arrested what? you really thought it was werid porn? did you really think it was some like lemon party or meat spin or 2 girl and 1 cup?HUH thought it was staple porn? thought it was that video of a girl farting on a cake? you think it was 2 boy and 1 sandbox NO IT WAS JUST A BOY PUTTING 2 KITTEN IN A LARGE PLASTIC BAG AND CLOSING IT

jake: hey wanna watch 1 boy 2 kitten i heard it scary
jim: uhh yeah sure

after the video

jake and jim: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE KITTENS

by eeeeeeaeee May 24, 2021

kittengirl444

Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Naive, Sheltered. A loser who needs to get her head read. She thinks she can call people sluts just cos they have slept with someone before they are married. Just cos she is nine years old DOES NOT give her the right to insult other poeple no matter how pathetic she is.

kittengirl444 is a pathetic loser who pissed me off so much I had to stoop to her level and insult her on urban dictionary.

by Michelle December 11, 2003

kittenburger

A sandwich made with ground kitten meat.

I was hungry so I ordered a kittenburger at the diner.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

stoner kitten

A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.

Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!

by that tech kid January 12, 2005