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Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

This is a word tot ell someone that they are annoying and that they need to shut the fuck up. These are taken into serious matter and are rarely used.
You are Tyler’s cousin (Gary)
by Skibidi toilet November 22, 2023
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Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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Gary cheeser

An adjective used to describe any cheesy thing a man or woman does, whether it be good or bad a, Gary cheeser can be any manner of things from a pedophile to a politician.
Man that guy mark is such a cheesing bastard!

Oh yeah marks a Gary cheeser if I’ve ever seen one!

Real cheesy for sure…
by Cheesastercj December 18, 2023
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The Gary Millrat

The act of servicing production workers through the washrooms glory hole with the promise that said production worker will break something so the millrat can get overtime.
Dang, old boy just bought a new motorcycle, he really must have did the Gary Millrat to be able to afford that!
by TheAlmightyRod August 28, 2023
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Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.
by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023
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Gary Oldman as Harry Truman

Gary's Harry Truman in Oppenheimer; from Commissioner Gordon in 'The Dark Knight' to the White House. Leadership at its finest.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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angry Gary

Pegging your drunk husband without lubrication or consent.
Kevin came home shitwrecked last night, so he got an angry Gary
by livingbeetroot September 20, 2023
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