by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011
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1. One who acts like Eric Davidson
2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
by bROCK13 February 6, 2010
Get the Goober-Weasel mug.It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.
Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
Get the milkin' the weasel mug.An idiot that thinks her life is FreeOldies forum, and that anyone who messes with it, is personally insulting her.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
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