nina weiner

a nina weiner is an abnormally small weiner. it is used to describe the microscopic size of the male genital.

"I was shocked when i found out my boyfriend has a Nina Weiner!"

by eliseweiner334 August 13, 2023

molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles

"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"

by eliseweiner334 August 16, 2023

My Warner

The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.

Sandy: when you gonna date again

Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023

Pulling a weiner

Claiming your account was hacked when it was not.

Kevin's hotmail didn't get hacked, he's pulling a weiner.

by randall37 December 12, 2011

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

by wyckedmonkey June 17, 2011

Steaming some weiners

2 or more males sitting in a hot tub with no women present.

Did you see those two dudes in the hot tub? Yea they were steaming some weiners

by Shfiftyfive August 17, 2012

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015