screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.
by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023
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Whistling suit

English for a straight jacket. Origin is the sound a straight jacket makes when a person is trying to free themselves.
They had to take her out in a whistling suit after that meeting at work.
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Whistle bird

Whistle announcing the end of the working day in a factory or industrial setting.
Fred and Barney were very excited whern the whistle bird blew.
by boBasterdz March 13, 2010
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Boo boo whistle

Noun

A fart; may be used in reference with flatulence.
Grandma took communion on bended knee, proceeded to stand up and blew her boo boo whistle. The congregation gasped.
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 06, 2016
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 06, 2016
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Cheese Whistle

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.
"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"
by Tendek February 07, 2021
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