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Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey
by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017
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Jive Turkey Nomenclature

Abbreviated JTN...A false or disingenuous person has been effectively ridiculed by being called a Jive Turkey in a public forum, resulting in other parties threatening that similar wording may be used against others not involved with the origin of the initial transgression. JTN is also used in general reference to anything that is viewed as pompous or arrogant. The term is thought to originate in the Southeastern region of the US.
"Just so you know I could have made a big stink out of this and invoked Jive Turkey nomenclature".
by JTN7000 January 20, 2019
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Catherine Turnbull

Catherine Turnbull is one of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet, but I guess they can be kinda fun sometimes. They come off to be a hoe, but in reality cry and freak out every time they see a dick lol. They also always crack under peer pressure. They like to date Asians for some reason idk why lmao. They are secretly Malcom Turnbulls daughter but keeps it a secret because she’s embarrassed she was adopted. Also has one of the best cousins ever. Very skinny and sexy but unfortunately doesn’t have an ass like her sexy cousin. Some say she should be yeeted off this earth.
Catherine Turnbull cried because she wasn’t as sexy as her thicc cousin
by Stranger000 February 23, 2019
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word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.
Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.
Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.
by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020
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whiskey turn

A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.

The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.

Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.
by Chinookpilot69 December 10, 2020
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