Tenner

A person who is exceptionally attractive; someone so good-looking they are considered a perfect "10 out of 10." Often used to describe someone you find incredibly hot or aesthetically pleasing.

"Did you see the new barista? Absolute tenner, I swear."
"My friend just set me up on a blind date, and she was a tenner. I'm buzzing."

Oh my god, he's such a tenner.

by MrBigArms June 19, 2025

tonkerbonk

to hit someone around the head

im gonna tonkerbonk you

by rufusburg September 9, 2025

Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.

Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.

by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025

Tanner

a chud or also a meathead ethier one

your such a tanner

by shamarcolovekittycat December 10, 2025

ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.

"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"

by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016