turkey

(verb)
To make irritating sounds incessantly and then attack if someone starts ignoring you

Did you see how that kid just got turkeyed?!
There was a lot of turkeying going on at the bar today.

turkey by CalmBeserker October 24, 2018

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Turkeyjerking

When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.

“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.

Turkeyjerking by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018

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turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.

“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”

turkey party by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

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Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

Turkey lettuce by leviathan69 October 3, 2019