Turkeyjerking 

When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.

“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.

Turkeyjerking by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018