High-Speed

A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.

Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.

Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.

Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?

by PVT. Bent June 15, 2008

Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

The Speed of Sound

The speed of sound is the distance from door to computer divided by closing media player and pulling pants up before mom says OMG

The Speed of Sound in an example: 5.2

by arkwind March 1, 2009

Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

That's my speed

A statement used to communicate your preference for something.

-Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke, that's my speed!

by frandom April 5, 2020

one speed

all at once or continuing something without stopping

Let's do this one speed - right here, right now.

by IPSOFACTO July 7, 2008

coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010