Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009

Reliable sauce

(Reliable sauces). Ejaculatory material; Semen.

I'm worried I may be pregnant, Doctor: My boyfriend mis-timed his withdrawal and instead of giving me a pearl necklace, he doused my hairy kebab with his reliable sauce.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.

The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.

by PapaEllis October 15, 2012

sriracha sauce

Sriracha is a type of hot chili and garlic sauce, named after the coastal city of Si Racha, in the Chonburi Province of Eastern Thailand. Most famous producer in USA: Huy Fong Foods of Rosemead, California. Their iconic squeeze bottle features a rooster logo (founder David Tran was born during the Year of the Rooster) and green cap.

Ingredients: Chili, sugar, salt, garlic, distilled vinegar, potassium sorbate, sodium bisulfite as preservatives, and xanthan gum.

I like to put sriracha sauce on my pho soup when I eat Vietnamese food. Sriracha is also delicious mixed with mayonnaise as a dip for potato chips.

by Michael Doodle, MD November 1, 2013

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

saucer

In hockey, a pass but instead of sliding on the ice it floats in the air and lands infront of your partner for across the ice pass.

mike has the dirtiest saucer in the league!

matt got a sick breakaway cause matt gave him a sick saucer pass

by lolol111 March 31, 2009

boxer sauce

When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.

Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.

by velvetelvitron May 8, 2006