suck-punk 

A male pursuing a sexual relationship with a female under the false pretense of friendship.

In situations in which the ratio of males to females is high, (e.g. anime/science fiction/comics clubs, sports clubs/organizations, certain school campuses,) suck-punks are known to travel in packs hovering around the only females available.

Since there were 150 males and only 50 females on campus, Doc's girlfriend attracted no less than 5 suck-punks at any given time.

"They're just my friends!"
"No, Cathy. They're not your friends. They're suck-punks."

"There's this git she works with that keeps trying to warm up to her. I might have to whip the little suck-punk's ass."

suck-punk by Nick Wright September 10, 2008

suck-bubble

The void created when someone is ineffective at what they do.

John proved to be a suck-bubble at his job.

suck-bubble by Jmecca May 14, 2016

suck my dick 

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

suck my dick by massive cock March 2, 2017

Suck your own dick 

When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.

DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?

NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.

DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.

NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.

Suck your own dick by Bratarle January 9, 2014

Suck Pump 

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

Suck Pump by Scott November 19, 2003

Suck One 

1. Literally, to go suck a dick.

Can be used jokingly.

Sometimes accompanied with a crossover of the arms over the general cock area, two pounds. Gesture only perfromed by fags.

syn: Suck it, Suck my Dick, etc.

Dave: I made a 70 on my test.
Eric: I made a 84, you dumb bitch!
Dave: SUCK ONE!

Suck One by Griddlecakes November 9, 2008

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

I'd suck her dick by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011