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Rendition Code

used in the sport of paintball, it's a code that states that if paintball is to be defined as a recognized sport, players need to stop spending thousands of dollars decorating their paintball markers with useless parts, and actually use their gear to play paintball.

People who spend all of their money on aftermarket accessories, and cant afford to actually play paintball, are not following the Rendition Code.

The "Rendition Code" states that no amount of money spent on your paintball marker will make you a better player, you will just have a prettier marker.
"That guy just spent $3,000 on paintball equipment, and cant afford to play paintball for the next 6 months, he needs to learn the Rendition Code"

player 1: "Yea I just ordered $500 in gun upgrades, I cant afford to play paintball for a long time"
player 2: "dood you just spent money you didnt have, on a gun you cant use. You need to read the rendition code"

Player 1: "Think those guys over there with the super expensive markers would like to play us?"
Player 2: "No, they dont follow the rendition code. They are just here to show off their pretty markers, they dont want to actually play paintball."
Player 1: "Well I follow the rendition code, I'd much rather have a Ion and 60 cases of paint, then an XSV Ego and no money. Let's work on our snap shooting, tryouts for Dynasty are next week"
by RenditionPaintball.com May 24, 2006
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reddin

He is sexy and he loves the booty he won't stop to get the girls he loves weed and girls and he won't stop until he gets it
Omg Reddin would be a babe
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Rendition

A sexual position so unspeakably atrocious, that the people involved cannot describe what the fuck just happened.
Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!

Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!
by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011
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Reddie

The official mascot of Henderson State University in Arkadelphia, AR.

"Reddie" is presumed to have been derived from "Reds" - the progression is credited to the fact that Reddies more easily fits into pep songs and chants than the more blunt mascot "Reds."

Arkansas's Public Liberal Arts University, Henderson State is best known for offering the only four-year aviation degree program in Arkansas. The University is home to nearly 4,000 students, and is located directly across the street from rival school Ouachita Baptist University, a small private institution that is best known for being very expensive. The two schools are both in the NCAA Division II Gulf South Conference.
"Visit GetReddie.com for more information on Henderson State University."

Announcer: "Here come the Henderson State Reddies!"
by Matt161 March 25, 2005
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sexual redditor

A member of the reddit community who advocates or apologizes for sexual predator behavior.
I can't stand these sexual redditors, but the stolen Jennifer Lawrence photos are pretty hot.
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Redding

Located in lower Fairfield County, Redding is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Excelling in sports such as soccer and basketball. People from Redding enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation for a notorious partying lifestyle, Joel Barlow High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Joel Barlow High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.

Ridgefeild Sucks
Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Redding."

Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"

under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."
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Redding

The best small town in CT, Redding is host to many of the stereotypes also found throughout Fairfield County, CT. Most families reel in over $150,000 a year, and live in $600,000+ homes, with more than a handful of houses priced at over a million dollars. This is to be expected after all, it is Fairfield County.

The younger generation in Redding attends Joel Barlow High School. Those attending the high school share their learning environment with their fellow Eastonites, making up a student body of about 1000, giving you an idea as to why Redding is the best small town. Due to the small student body, most sports team are unsuccessful, especially football and hockey, although soccer fares considerably well each season. School spirit is nearing an all-time low. A small number of students choose to avoid JBHS and go to private school, but remain close with their public school counterparts.

The school is plagued with wannabe kids yet to find their purpose in life. JBHS is home to no shortage of emo kids and ghetto wannabes. Cliques based on these dress styles and fake personalities form among the entering freshman quickly. The emo kids band together, and the ghetto kids pretend to be 'down' in the 'rougher cities' like Brideport, see B-po, and Norwalk, despite the fact many of them probably only visit relatives in these towns.

By far, the most consistent stereotype among Reddingites is the trademark North Face fleece wearing, Jeep Cherokee or better driving, DMB listening teenager, who is not ashamed to buy weed or alcohol with his parents cash. Unless you are an emo bitch or a ghetto punk, the most popular music to listen to is Dave Matthews Band. When asked why, you typically justify with the comment, "Because it is just so chill". Compared to the nearby, and wealthier towns of Westport and Fairfield, Redding teens sport their pastel colored polos less, but there is no shortage of preppy looks either.

For enjoyment, partying is the name of the game for Redding kids. Beiruit, or 'ruit, as it is commonly called is quickly becoming Redding's favorite pastime. Drugs are fairly common as well, and there have been a considerable number of drug busts at the high school for such a small population. Rich kids with too much time on their hands...
"I left my iPod, cell phone, and dime bag in my North Face. Shit, my Jeep is still running, I forgot to turn down the DMB music too. I'll be right back"

"Must be from Redding..."
by Kickin' it in January 5, 2006
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