drop the kids off at the pool

when going to the toilet to take a dump

where's your bathroom, i need to drop the kids off at the pool

by stan t man October 8, 2009

Drop the kids off at the pool

An Australian slang term for taking a shit

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"

by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014

San Diego Tide Pool

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.

Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

by Slayafish March 22, 2011

Pool Boy

Alternative term for Fuck Boy In Training..

Similar to “baby gay” this refers to the primordial soup stages of FuckBoyism.

“Hey, Trish.. is that your new Fuck Boy?” “Nah. This is the Pool Boy. I’m training him to take over the position.”

by cake wax June 23, 2018

drop a chad off at the pool

Taking a shit in a public pool.

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."

by NumberOneJabroni June 19, 2017

to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by Circusjenna August 17, 2006

Dropping the kids off at the pool

A term meaning to deposit fecal matter into a toilet, to drop them down into a pool of water.

Once i had to poo so bad i found this funny, "Dropping the kids off at the pool"

by Josep February 14, 2006