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Police

A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.
Wow that police officer just saved her life.
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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The guys who protect you and your fellow citizens, and enforce law and order. Some are corrupt, and some are bigoted, and most of them are arrested. Some aren't, just as some criminals aren't, which is sickening. For the most part they're alright. Some want them abolished, although they have a fetish for being slaughtered by serial killers
Larry: "The police should be fucking abolished. You hear what they did to George Floyd? Fucking inhumane"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"
by Darth N1h1lus June 13, 2020
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The Grammar Police

1. A bunch of shit-faces with no better thing to do in life then correct your even shitter spelling, pick up a dictionary kids. It's time to get reading.

2. Also, Something people with no better insult to make at you use correcting grammar as a go-to.
A: <Shitty Spelling>

B: <Slides out of shit-face town; Corrects A's shitty spelling*>

C: ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!

*Grammar police tend to only focus on spelling instead of actual grammar.
by May 29, 2017
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Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power
The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!
by Jason April 9, 2003
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Police Officer

Man 1: Look! A Police Officer!
Man 2: Asshole.
by Jamel The Camelll November 22, 2009
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Policing UWS

An individual currently undertaking a Policing degree within the University of Western Sydney. Often this individual embraces qualities and render him or her unable to complete even the simplest of tasks without resorting to threatening to beat someone with a rubber hose in the nude.
"That Policing UWS student gave me the hose"
by Gregorian March 4, 2007
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