penis math

penis math is a mathematical expression that relates to how boned a guy's penis is.

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat" is simple penis math!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

Singapore Math Variants

Math titles plagued with brain-unfriendly questions to bedevil or challenge those who find that school textbooks in Singapore ill-prepare them to solve nonroutine or tricky questions—kiasu parents and tutors want to expose their children and students to fiendish or deadlier word problems to protect themselves against olympiad math questions, which have infected school exam papers in recent years.

Publishers are maniacally looking for Singapore math variants writers to meet the mathematical needs and wants of kiasu parents, who want their kids to have an unfair competitive edge over their peers.

by MathPlus May 19, 2021

Math

Math is the study of patterns in everything. It can be very useful in its applied forms, but it also has the potential to be abstract beyond practicality.

Most modern, research-oriented disciplines within science rely upon math in one way or another.

by Peter Mugowsky May 5, 2004

Math

Language spoken by most Asians

I make my Asian friend do all my math homework.

by fatbutslow June 10, 2010

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

math class

a modern form of torture used to subjugate and enforce the rules of "acad-e-mic-s" upon the slobbering youths

Bob feared his math class, and thus did not attend the gathering of defunkified zombies, instead opting to go and visit the bathroom for between 45-120 minutes

by Ghandi September 23, 2002

math

Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.

I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.

by jdawg January 15, 2004