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Gokness Monster

A girl who repeatedly makes the "gok" noise during oral sex.
She's a damn gokness monster, so i had to tell her to shut the hell up.
by gok'n on yo bitchass March 20, 2009
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Monstertruckerific

Used as an adjective of praise for a conquest and victory without any hope of the opposition defending itself.
Person: Dude the way you ran over that innertube with your car was monstertruckerific
by Kornielus September 29, 2009
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Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum
Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.
by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016
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Monei

She is a quiet person that everyone would want to be her friend. She is a show stopper. She's smart and an amazing person. Show her shade she wouldn't pay no mind. In the beginning you'll notice that she's quiet but as time flies she'll change and you'll be wondering where has she been all my life! She will always have your bad threw ups and downs, twist and turns, heartbreaks and non-heartbreaks.
You a lucky person to have found a person like Monei in your life!
by KindnessisKey April 27, 2017
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mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.
Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.
by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018
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Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
by mstar1337 July 15, 2020
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monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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