Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.
kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
by 3little3series November 5, 2020

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.
by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared
by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
