aNd i oOp

Basic white 2019 teenagers who are also called VSCO Girls. There are also male version but are less common. You see this pathetic excuse- I MEAN UH HEY LOOK I DROPPED MY HYDRO FLASK SKSK AND I OOP OMG tEa-

They also like Starbucks and omg #Savetheturtles!!

What has society come to?

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG sis!! Spill (Clap) The (Clap) TEA!!

Normal person: Uh, wtf are you doing in my house?

Bitchy VSCO girl: AnD i ooP!!! Sskksks

Normal person: 911? Hi yes, there's a VSCO girl in my home-

~A few seconds later~

FBI OPEN UP!! WHERE'S THE VSCO GIR???

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG (Places save the turtle sticker on the police) #Savetheturtles sksks!! Omg, my scrunchie!!!

FBI: Call in the reinforcements. It's a super VSCO-

by wElLfUcKmEgEntLywIthAcHaiNsAw August 28, 2019

I guarantee it

George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.

Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.

by ms. anonymous September 10, 2008

And I oop-

when something happens that catches you off guard; often seen in the tik tok comment sections

Cody ko getting his haircut: *snip snip*
Jake Paul: you bully kids man!!

Cody ko: what kids?

Jake Paul: and I oop-

by Pseudopod May 27, 2019

And I poop

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants

And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

by Shrekyfishyshtekyfishy October 16, 2019

i concur

To agree with!

I concur with your medical examination!

by ThePhoon August 10, 2003

I be flossin'

A spectacular and inspirational quote said by The Backpack Kid. It has indeed changed many people's lives and has changed the internet forever. It has cured cancer and depression and still does. The suicide rate has dropped to 0% ever since. We shall all be thankful for this meme.

A person: "Hey, can you perform one of your best songs please?"
The Backpack Kid: "Uhhhhhhhh, sure... I be flossin' I be flossssiiiinnnn."
The Backpack Kid: *proceeds to start flossing and do weird dance moves*

by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

I Carry

When you are so good at a video game (Team games like Halo, Call of Duty, Counter Strike, etc.) that you get way more kills than anyone on your team and end it with a win.

You are basically carrying the team's weight on your back.

Noobs on Your Team: YAY! we won!

You: Yeah because I Carry random BKs like you!

by fries with that November 7, 2009