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God

The entity some people worship, such as Christians, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, and the list goes on.

Believers in science with no religious intervention are known as Atheists.

This entity seems to have some strange opinions that sometimes will make no sense.
Atheist: Oh, God dammit.

Catholic: *gasps* YOu sAid The LOrD’S nAmE in VAiN!
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God

Do you know what nemessis means? A richeous infliction of retribution manifested my an apropriate agent...personified in this case by an honorable cunt.....ME !
by PSYCHOISGOD !!! April 29, 2005
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God

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A force, entity, presence, being or perhaps something beyond our finite minds which is either blindly believed in or totally rejected by those incapable of thinking or questioning for themselves outside of some form of paradigmatic structure- I.E. Science and Religion.

Most hominids show themselves incapable of such an intellectual endeavor, incapable of, too apathetic or narrow minded to engage in exploring such a question without getting caught up in one form or another of human born ideology, or preconceived notions of the nature of "God" found in the various human written religious texts regarding such things.
I'm a buffoon incapable of complex thought and questioning for myself outside of information put out by minds of thousands of years ago. Also, God is merely a matter of religion and faith, and is some man in the clouds dictating human morals spawned by humans and inducing guilt for consciousness control even though that is something created by a human made church as well and has nothing to do with the nature of God and merely reflects human corruption. For some reason I can't see through all this and ask bigger and deeper questions, so, I really shouldn't be saying anything at all.
by 'Ol Lu Suffer December 24, 2010
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God

I was raised that he exists. As the creator of worlds Unknown or fathomed to the human experience.
I pray to this god every night staring to the heavens to forgive me for my own mistakes. Return (John doe) to our family and his son. For Mel and Evan to set aside there differences and live for their daughter they created in a love I saw first hand. The fire and Brimstone fall of Earthquake's and fear driven Wars to STOP in love and not divide the Love's any more. The fist of fury in anger and jealous action will never enlighten a single person to the truth of Love. IT will bring the fallacy's of war and anger.
by Wlfdg8Kel January 17, 2010
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God

"I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other strange gods before me"
by gEt ReKt BoI December 9, 2017
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God

Mitsuru: I am god
Everyone with more then one brain cell: You should die
by Johntherandomperson December 5, 2018
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God

A totally awesome person who is actually a God, but was banished from the heavens into human form because the other gods are jelous.
God lives under the name of Sarah Donnison while in her human form. Sarah Donnison's best pal is Tahnee Everett. Together they both rule this world.
by Essie and tt May 15, 2013
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