Gary

A man who has sex with a woman then hangs out with her child

Made popular from the Netflix show 'Big Mouth'

Steve: I was really looking forward to being your Gary
Jay: What's a Gary?
Steve: Having sex with your mom then hanging out with you

by RET4RD SQ4UD March 10, 2019

a Gary

a Gary is someone who has all the sailing gear, does everything by the book, has all the chat, but when it comes done to the sailing ability they are useless

see that guy in he's own BA who's just beached the Areo he's such a Gary

by MWPJ December 21, 2021

Gary

Someone who is everyone's uncle

Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.

by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023

Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups

Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day

by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024

the incredible gary

he will suck your nipps

the incredible gary is so incredible, he will suck you dry

by the incredible garry January 17, 2024

gary bolshevik

When you are driving round a clapped out banger down the road and you are Tweet Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.

My friend Dan is a massive Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop texting and tweeting from his phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019