flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

flashfront

Opposite of a flashback, aka, seeing into the future of what is to come.

Solar: I just got a flashfront about Brigg getting killed.
Ak: That's fucking stupid.
Solar: I know.

by UltimateSolar August 19, 2018

Flash back fuck

Well having some good old fashioned intercourse throw ur partner for a loop and slap them and attacking them screaming they’re in the trees. Then proceed to nut on them using your penis as a powerful machine gun.

Yeah I pulled a flash back fuck on my girlfriend and now she’s in the hospital.

by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019

Flashcarding

Flashcarding (Mainly Used In Hacking Terms) Is When You Test Someone On Hacking Terms. This May Be Used On Skids (Script Kiddies) Who Pretend To Know Things.

"Dude, I Just Flashcarded This Skid On What SSL Was. He Also Didn't Know What Packet-Injection Was." "What A Poser. You're Amazing For Flashcarding Him"

by ur MOM IS happy because of me December 2, 2020

Awkward Flask

Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.

" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"

chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*

by LKTB November 12, 2009

Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?

LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.

by Juan Chimichanga June 28, 2012

J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.

"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"

by bitchassnegro May 25, 2016