Flagged

Giving the middle finger.

She beat me in Uno, so I flagged her.

by anonymous May 31, 2025

Fanged Dowager

An unmarried woman between 40 to 45 years of age

Man, she's held out against the peer pressure of society by not settling for a ball and chain of a man for so long that she's now a Fanged Dowager in her own right.

by Alfeirgerson June 19, 2025

Flangina

The state of nervous tension that exists within a man's heart at the sudden prospect of imminent fanny.

Lifting up her skirt, Dave got a sudden attack of flangina that left him wondering if his old heart would give out before he could avail himself of the opportunity to lay some pipe

by Nickluscarrollitus September 6, 2025

Flangalang

Well hung/hangs well.

"Don't Helen's breasts flangalang!"

"That Darren is flangalang! "

Ah, well done Arthur, that picture is flangalang.

by Mushroom Fairy October 17, 2025

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

trash flanders

Used to describe a person who is absolute garbage and disgusting.

Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.

*sees someone run a red light*
You: "typical Trash Flanders"

by tedk42 December 23, 2017