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farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.
by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005
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fams

someone real close to you such as best friend or family
by Sammy March 26, 2003
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Alien Ant Farm

A pretty good band. Vocals are awesome, guitars are nice and loud, bass guitar owns some of the songs. The Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal" is one of their good songs, but is the only one to really be publicized. Their heavier stuff is damn good. They have only two albums out: ANThology and truANT
Good heavy songs: Courage, Wish, S.S. Recognize
by somyongai December 11, 2004
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cock farmer

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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boones farm

The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boones tatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.
Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.

Nah, dude, I hate wine.

It's Boone's Farm, nigga!

I'm there!
by Jack Diesal April 18, 2005
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alien ant farm

A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.
Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"

Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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farmer blow

noun: to blow a big wad of snot out of one nostril while holding the other nostril closed by pressing on the side of the nose with the index finger or thumb.
When done properly, a farmer blow completely clears the nasal passage and the small amount of snot remaining on your nose can be wiped off on the back of your glove or on your sleeve. Good if you do things outdoors a lot and don't want the mess on a handkerchief in your pocket.
by Jubilation T. Corndog October 15, 2006
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