dorkage

1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often

Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"

by yamahahopping October 2, 2008

Dorky Elf

A nerd who is very smart and hard working in class but is quite popular with the other kids. Sometimes can get shoved down the popularity chain a bit but climbs back up all the time. People cant help but like you even if you annoy them.

Katy was a very A1 student who was nearly friends with everyone.

Example One:
Katy: OMG i got a A+ in my science work. and im popular :D
Kirstie: wow. im popular but i got a D- :/ your such a Dorky Elf.!

Example Two:
Katy: OMG i dont think he likes me anymore. :(
Kirstie: Yes he will just give him a few weeks. Dont worry your a dorky Elf nobody could stay mad at you.(:

These names are examples;

by CKC001 January 8, 2010

dorkporn

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Dorksmack

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

Bori & Dorka

two wonderful human beings who made this presentation just for you and who are currently in school. we made this presentation about urban dictionary 'cause we had no idea what the heck should we presentate to you guys.

"Wow Bori & Dorka this presentation was AMAZING!!!!!!!"
"Thank you guys for your attention."

by two children without ideas May 5, 2019

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003

dorkasm

The chill of excitement that goes up your spine when experiencing a joyously geeky moment

A spasm of geeky delight

"You wouldn't believe the dorkasm I had the first time I saw the trailer for 'Lord of the Rings'"

by P Berry August 17, 2004