Canookle Sandwich

Punching a Canadian in the face because they're stupid and deserve it.

Hey let's give that Canadian queer a Canookle sandwich because he's stupid and deserves it!

by eduardothenardo August 31, 2010

Canon

Some dude with a monster cock

Damn that canon dude has a monster cock

by Jsiiqis September 28, 2017

Canon

To be so stupid that everyone unanimously disagree with u in every situation

“Bro we should get Arby’s”
“Dude shut up and stop being such a Canon”

by Mister word man July 2, 2021

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.

''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''

by chubchub13 April 24, 2010

canoodle

the act of cuddling, necking, and making noodles.

Hans: Would you like to canoodle?!
Lola: Fnuck yeah!!!

by Jon Stewart January 27, 2005

Canoodling

Making out with pasta in your mouth.

I was canoodling with this chick and I think I have to call in sick tomorrow.

by ticl February 17, 2008