Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.

Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.

by Pdot December 5, 2017

Crank that Soulja Boy

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Crank

Crank is like an adlib the local rapper Babyslime slime uses in his songs it meant to get hyped and turn up .

Babyslime he crank !

by Babyslime April 26, 2020

Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020